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 It is England vs Scotland in the qualifiers of the 2006 world cup, and the England team are so confident that they accept Beckham's request to play Scotland all on his own whilst they head down the pub, or in Owen's case, the casino.

At full time, they all head back to the stadium to find out the score, only to find Beckham sobbing in the changing rooms.

'Whats wrong?' they asked him. 'Did you lose?'

'No,' replied Beckham, 'We won 2-0.'

'Then why are you crying?' asked the team.

'I got sent off after 10 minutes!'

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